LIBRA [September 23–October 22] Now that we’re at the halfway mark, Libra, I’m hoping that six months from now, you’ll look back and make the following declaration: “It’s so funny that, in order to find out where I truly belong, I had to change my ideas about where I truly belong; that in order to feel at home on this planet and in this life, I had to be cured of my delusions about feeling at home on this planet and in this life. I had to lose some of my certainties in order to gain more security.”

And for those of you who say the Sun Sign is only part of the picture:

AQUARIUS [January 20–February 18] Now that we’re at the halfway mark, Aquarius, let’s take stock: By now, you should have banished at least half the ghosts that were pestering you. By August, you should have neutralized, dissolved, or rendered irrelevant a load of weird karma, and said goodbye to parts of your past that were bogging you down. By January 1, 2009, I hope you’ll have laid to rest a broken dream, escaped a dead end, and ended your relationship with a lost cause. If you’ve spent the last six months earnestly engaged in this tough, messy work, it won’t be anywhere near as tough and messy during the next six months.